railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via kelseyivelisse)






iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via extrraordinary)


iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

(via extrraordinary)


(via celibacy)



bakrua:

hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.

(via entrelosdiasnovividos)


inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

(via this-boy-is-an-awkward)



schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

(via hawaiian-hunni)


(via bi-polar-oid)


(via bi-polar-oid)