Wondering how oliviamks is??


Ask box is open. I’ll give you a blog rate for any of the following…

supduuuuude:

  • Fuck, Marry, Kill
  • Would you Rather…
  • An interesting question. Something I’d really want to answer, not “What’s your favorite color?” or “How old are you?” but something fun.

I’m bored. Bring it on, guys. Anons always welcome too.


bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(via messimyking)


ewbuckybarnes:

one day i will be old as balls and someone will ask me what’s the one thing i remember about 2014. and i will stare at him with a look of horror and whisper: “sebastian stan”

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bex-chan:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

(via notafraidtodream)


funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via mindlessnessss)


i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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gracihella:

Yo it’s Shakespeare’s birthday today.
He also died on his birthday so that kinda sucks.

(via duhmai)


shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(via duhmai)


when u go out for mexican

ashton: has diarrhea for the next 3 days
micahel: "i'll have the orange chicken"
luke: accidentally drinks the salsa and cries
calum: [sees hostess] hola [sees waiter] hola [sees strangers at a nearby table] hola

decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

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sedusable:

Sometimes I think you love me. Sometimes I think you like me. Other times, I think I’m nobody to you. Yeah, this sucks.

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So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

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tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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sedirktive:

if you were here right now i’d like to

  • listen to rain with you in my arms
  • make you some cookies
  • spread out in a sunny field with you
  • let you lay your head in my lap
  • watch a movie or two with you and make dumb commentary the whole time
  • play with your hair until you fall asleep
  • hold your hand and count stars
  • make you feel as wanted and loved as you deserve

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